what the little man who lives in your fridge sees

31.03.10 what the little man who lives in your fridge sees

you know that little eskimo who is on call 24/7? you know, he lives in your fridge and turns the light on for you when you open the door, well i asked him to take a photo for me and he came up with this. really, it’s true.

Edited: March 31st, 2010

welcome to sydney

30.03.10 welcome to sydney

qantas makes touchdown at mascot

Edited: March 30th, 2010

where’s the cunji?

29.03.10 wheres the cunji?

intertidals near mahon pool in maroubra. when i was a kid these rocks were carpeted in cunji. what happened to them? read here.

Edited: March 29th, 2010

wynyard station

28.03.10 wynyard station

station platform from lower deck of tangarra

Edited: March 28th, 2010

garage sale

27.03.10 garage sale

garage sale!

the kid near the table picked up an old super-8 camera and was asking about it. he just clearly did not get the concept of film. i don’t think that he has ever seen, let alone used any camera that was analogue whatsoever. considering the beauty and depth of output that only film gives, i think it’s a little bit sad. i will be teaching my kid about film, that’s for sure.

Edited: March 27th, 2010

souless, personless

26.03.10 souless, personless

sydney cbd. no people, just buildings and blue sky.

Edited: March 26th, 2010

setting it straight

25.03.10 setting it straight

hotel humour – judging by the quality of their linen and towels, i think their prices are pretty bloody good. should have met with the executive housekeeper to work out a deal. don’t touch the mini-bar – hit the softgoods! stealing from your hotel has never been more cost-efficient!

Edited: March 25th, 2010

stunning sydney harbour

24.03.10 stunning sydney harbour

what a wonderful sight – i’d say that sydney is one of the most spectacular cities in the world  – second only to rio de janiero, but without the violence.

Edited: March 24th, 2010

ikea trolleys

23.03.10 ikea trolleys

if you ever go to a store and you see a carpark full of trolleys like you see her, i think it;s a pretty good warning sign that you should avoid this place on weekends AT ALL COSTS!

Edited: March 23rd, 2010

sniff sniff

22.03.10 sniff sniff

just thought the dogs should get a turn now.

Edited: March 22nd, 2010

more concrete remote controls

21.03.10 more concrete remote controls

i love these things on oxford st, i still haven’t heard back about who has been doing them. you can see the others i have found here and  here.

i found a concrete computer too.

Edited: March 21st, 2010

airport gates

20.03.10 airport gates

at the airport again…

Edited: March 20th, 2010

happy cats

19.03.10 happy cats

man, i wish i was a cat.

Edited: March 19th, 2010

when the incredible hulk is dying to take a piss

18.03.101 when the incredible hulk is dying to take a piss

i have no other explanation for this.

Edited: March 18th, 2010

mouth of ningers

17.03.10 mouth of ningers

Edited: March 17th, 2010

rough neighbourhood + chinglish =

16.03.10 rough neighbourhood + chinglish =

nothing more to be said really.

Edited: March 16th, 2010

fresh fruit at the convenience store

15.03.10 fresh fruit at the convenience store

mmm, fresh is best. yeah, i’ll have the apple at the bottom right please…. what? 3 bucks!?

Edited: March 15th, 2010

try this trick and spin it, yeah

14.03.10 try this trick and spin it, yeah

who cuts your hair man? your head will collapse..  met these guys in the line for the toilets at The Pixies tonight. they were having a great old time getting pissed and stumbling about. awesome to see the pixies play sydney’s hordern pavillion. great band, great venue and great show as well.

funny to see all these kids seeing a band that I was enjoying while they were still crapping their nappies – though i’m sure some of the crowd at the AC/DC show in brisbane last week would have said exactly the same thing about me!

Oh dear, I am getting old!

If anyone knows who these guys are, please let me know, so that i can send them a copy.

 

How is this for a cover? Fuck yeah!

 

and the original tune:

Edited: March 14th, 2010

milsons point station

1113.03.10 milsons point station

Edited: March 13th, 2010

prospect reservoir

12.03.10 prospect reservoir

went cycling today in western sydney and came across this – i think it was the largest public works at the time and gave sydney its water back in the early 1800′s. It’s a great bike path which goes for over 40km, with hardly any roads to ride on at all. you can see a map and read for about it here, if cycling is your thing.

Edited: March 12th, 2010

dumplings at the burlo

11.03.10 dumplings at the burlo

sensational. these guys make their own dumplings and fat noodles fresh daily – and you can really taste the difference – so can the dozens of people out front waiting for a table. a word of advice though, when the woman out front tries to spruik you in like she’s working a strip joint in the cross, her definition of 5 minutes equals about 15-20 of our understanding of minutes.

you can find them at the burlington centre in chinatown.

Edited: March 11th, 2010