day one in tonga – nuku’alofa

ahhh Tonga, I love you, but you are stupid.

Much like australia in the olden days, you are the land of  “she’ll be right mate” and “it’s all sweet”.

Actually, it’s not. And you guys better sort it out and learn how to work before you are all forced to learn to speak Chinese. Chinese eh, you hate them, right?

The individuals who have come from China to control your food supply were sold residency on the cheap by your former King (who was not a wise investor). Don’t hate them. They were invited by YOUR King and YOUR Country. You can’t fault them for giving it a go. Fault yourselves for being so fucking lazy and apathetic. They are just willing to work harder and smarter  than you.

You have god blessed volcanic soils and a climate that anything can grow in. You own the land, get up off your fat lazy asses and make your land productive.

Fuck it, I don’t have that much money but I’d just love to come over and buy some of your land to form a local co-operative.

Grow fresh fruit and veg and get you fat lazy Tongans off that canned and imported shit that you call a diet.

Related posts:

1. bustling port at nuku alofa in tonga
2. peak hour just outside nuku alofa, tonga cbd
3. pastizzis at the maltese cafe on crown
4. so good, so many, so cheap
5. the land downunder, sunny sydney, woolloomooloo and pies from harry’s cafe de wheels
6. central-coast sprawl
7. perfection
8. m5 camden-bound
9. i finally get it
10. old ABC-TV site

Posted: August 6th, 2010 under Photo A Day.
Tags: holiday, tonga, travel