how to (or not to) pull chicks in sydney 2012

17.05.12 how to (or not to) pull chicks in sydney 2012

seriously man, what is wrong with this world?

seems that i have come across some dude who believes that if you add two negatives, you somehow get a positive.

if mc hammer and vanilla ice had been together in a biblical sense, back in the day, they may have produce this. except that he is a bit white for that winning combination.

ok, i am old(er), i will pay that, but since when did this become cool? is it?

i really don’t know anymore.

for some reason i hope that mc ice-hammer and mr peach shorts with boating-shoes are romantically linked.

maybe i’m missing something, but dude would have to have a mighty big personality to pull that off with girls today, i would hope.

now some old-skool tunes to keep everyone happy.

can’t touch this – mc hammer:

vanilla ice – ice ice baby:

come to think of it, it’s all pretty smooth.

Edited: May 17th, 2012

kony 2012 poster in sydney – what is it?

13.05.12 kony 2012 poster in sydney   what is it?

i always thought that kony made elevators.. oh hang on, that’s kone.

silly me, i have this same confusion between schindlers list and schindler lifts. it gets me every time.

knoy, kony, kony… oh hang on, i remember now.

on march 5, 2012 some ‘ngo‘ called invisible children lauched a mega-viral video that smashed all virality records to bring african warlord joseph kony to account.

they sold out of the ‘kony 2012 action  kit‘ – a show-bag packed full of (most likely made in china, probably by many children) rubbish including a t-shirt, a rubber bracelet, a few badges and a couple of stickers and some paper posters to stick around your neighbourhood. all for the princely sum of USD$30. They probably land, pack and ship that crap for  less than $5 including labour (read:volunteers).

not a bad return at all.

invisible children started a movement in which millions around the world would witch-hunt kony throughout the world by paying 30 bucks to paste posters in their upper-middle-class neighbourhoods like rozelle, where this photo was taken. yeah, get him on balmian road sipping a cafe latte whilst kicking about with his pug on a sunday afternoon.

i saw the video and was moved by it – even though i knew something stank.

my position has been that if the producers become very wealthy out of this business exercise (surely you don’t think it is purely humanitarian) and this kony guy get taken out (as well as those who will rush in to fill the power vaccuum), then fine – they can walk off being magnificentlty wealthy and know that something actually has been done.

in my opinion, i believe this mission has failed and kony will not be taken out.

why not?

i think that people are ill-informed. they are happy to throw loads of money at ngo’s to make themselves feel like they are good people – as long as they are not questioned too deeply about where their money goes.

“hey, i am a selfish, ruthless  person. but i sponsor i child in africa and give to the red cross – that means i am a nice guy.”

no it doesn’t – it means you give money away to make yourself feel better and you get a nice tax deduction out of it.

you can now safely pull the wool over your own eyes with your money, flaunt to your friends about how humanitarian/green/compassionate you are – and then you can continue to live your life out as the selfish consumer arsehole that you are.

use less, travel more. experience with your own senses and give with your own hand. make personal contact and experience the joys and pains of a person from a world in which you are not familiar. this is compassion, this is understanding and this is charity. you may even find that people you think need your charity believe (and often rightfully so) that you need their charity. and it does not involve money. it involves heart.

after invisible children bank all their bucks after this con, if they ever need work, i am sure they will be fine in the digital marketing realm, they did a fantastic job and should be applauded for it. as as for joseph kony, like they give a fuck, right? decide for yourself. very clever.

for me, what sums up this group is what they put on their own website in an effort to get your cash:

People will think you’re an advocate of awesome with this official Action Kit. Since KONY 2012 is a yearlong campaign, you can decorate yourself and the town all year long with this one-stop shop. Everything you’ll need to take part in our KONY 2012 campaign is included”

enoughsaid.

 

now for the film:

 

 

 

Edited: May 13th, 2012

yet more roadkill

08.05.12 yet more roadkill

in 1845, the red fox was introduced to australia by some british toffs who think that riding on horses following hounds that chase and rip apart foxes was a jolly bit of sport.

thankfully fox huting is now banned in the uk, however back here in australia, despite trapping, poisoning and shooting programmes, the feral fox population is still strong enough to bring havoc to the native animal populations of australia.

though i support the eradication of foxes here, i do pity the poor creatures.

borat on fox hunting:

Edited: May 8th, 2012

lamp posts and abbatoir

07.05.12 lamp posts and abbatoir

i think i can add this one into my lamp post porn collection. if only ron finemore parked his truck into this shot, i would be a very happy man indeed.

Edited: May 7th, 2012

mother and son die in tragic road accident. graphic content…

06.05.12 mother and son die in tragic road accident. graphic content...

i felt quite gutted when i saw this.

she was a HUGE grey kangaroo. a beautiful creature. judging by her size, the damage that was done to her and the streaks of blood on the road, the car would have been going pretty fast.

i’m sure the car had a solid bullbar on it, otherwise it would be dead next to the roo and joey.

i’m sure most of you already know this, but i just want to put word out there – if you ever injure, or find injured native wildlife in australia, please get in touch with wires – they will try to raise and then release these little critters back to thei environment when they are ready.

 

Edited: May 6th, 2012

on the road again…

05.05.12 on the road again...

i know nothing about ron finemores transport company, but i love them for their trucks.

huge, loud, fast and red.

i love red on a blue sky and i usually see them only when i’m on the open road.

love it

 

Edited: May 5th, 2012

amazing shock and awe! the australian defence force mobilises for war!

04.05.12 amazing shock and awe! the australian defence force mobilises for war!

an amazing show of australian military might – enough to intimidate any would-be attacker!

The Australian Army’s mission statement is to provide a potent, versatile and modern Army to promote the security of Australia and to protect its people and interests.” – australian army website

in the latest federal budget, julia gillard has announced plans to slash the defence budget. thankfully australia post has stepped in to help equip our war machine.

Edited: May 4th, 2012

callan park – football, water, jogging and nutters

29.04.12 callan park   football, water, jogging and nutters

i love this place. it’s got it all – trees, water, running/cycle paths, sports fields, playgrounds for the kiddies and a great atmosphere. if it was still a nuthouse, i would well consider admitting myself to stay there.

too bad that the university of sydney wants to chomp it up. it is a develpers wet dream come true if they get their hands on it – and no doubt that the former nsw labor government had this site specifically in mind when they tried to push through their failed ‘metro‘ project.

at least there is the ‘friends of callan park‘ group – who want to protect the site and keep it as a recreation area for the public.

with all the high-rise development going on, where are all these unit-dwellers going to go for a bbq, where will they go for a run amongst trees, where will their kids play? i dfinately think callan park should be preserved for public use. all of it.

Edited: April 29th, 2012

out for a leisurely sunday morning drive

15.04.12 out for a leisurely sunday morning drive

at the intersection of fitzroy street and south dowling street, surry hills this morning.

nice work buddy – i would love to see the sequence of shots that the speed camera got.

as i side-note, i have always admired the side of that red-brick building there in the background, and have wondered what it would look like if the original facade had been maintained. i have seen the owners of the building working on the place – an elderly greek couple, probably in their early 80′s.

just last year the two of them were digging trenches, laying pipe and erecting and rendering that brick wall adjoining. in their 80′s, both husband and wife. i kid you not.

Edited: April 15th, 2012

Margaret Pomeranz

14.04.12 Margaret Pomeranz

i love margaret pomeranz. i think her and david stratton deserve to win some kind of award for contribution to australian film, television and culture. i think they are living legends.

it was the first time in a few years that i tuned in to watch at the movies/the movie show and i nearly fell off my seat when i saw her.

i really don’t want to be mean, but she really is getting younger with age. please maggie, give up the botox and the rest, your viewers know how old you are and love you for it anyway.

Edited: April 14th, 2012

stunning sunset at petersham station

06.04.12 stunning sunset at petersham station

Edited: April 6th, 2012

the office workstation of an asian in australia

05.04.12 the office workstation of an asian in australia

i spotted this workstation from a mile away and i tagged it as ‘asian’.

on close inspection, sure enough it was the office workstation of a chinese girl.

can we just put aside political-correctness for a moment and consider this question? -> what is it with asians and ‘cute’ stuff?

this is the workstation of a grown woman, in her late 20′s, who probably earns more than $90k a year.

the cute thing (hello kitty etc) was massive in japan, korea and obviously now in china.

what is it with asians and the reluctance to let childhood go? is it because many are forced by their parents to become maestros of piano, violin and mathematics before they are 5 years of age?

are they trying to experience the childhood that they were denied in pursuit of their parental expecations of academic and cultural excellence? are they trying to live the childhood that they were never allowed to have?

i am not having a go, but i am just baffled in the thought that the world will soon be ruled by women who have cartoon seatbealt softeners/covers, fluffy stuffed-animal car head-rests and grown men walking around in ruffled cutesy puppy-dog-embossed bobby-socks.

i am well-travelled, culturally aware and am hugely interested in that freaky thing called humans, but i just do not get this one.

any light?

post edit 25.04.12

i just got a comment from mick who runs his own sydney blog. he just brought my attention to nina wang – a 69 year old dragon lady who dressed cute and killed men. crazy stuff, thanks mick.

after reading that story, it reminded me of another i had read in the sydney morning herald – one about the precious chinese ‘snowflakes‘. check it out. a bit of a worry to say the least.

Edited: April 5th, 2012

ready for demolition – outskirts of parramatta

04.04.12 ready for demolition   outskirts of parramatta

parramatta is going through an absolutely crazy development boom. everywhere you look, there are cranes and workers busily putting up offices and a hell of a lot of apartment complexes. the property here is on the outskirts of parramatta and along with the neighboorhood, it is just waiting for the bulldozers to move in.

although it is great news that there is work on de-centralising the sydney cbd, one wonders about some of the long-term planning involving transport and just the general asthetic of the place. it seems that it is becoming a great big wind tunnel.

my greatest concern is that every developer cowboy and his mate are pulling up apartment buildings, selling them off and making a runner with the cash after poor suckers have sunk their hard-earned into buying a unit which starts to fall to bits and get defect notices within five years.

bit of a shame really. a good reason for anyone to scrutinise deeply the developer track record when considering buying into a new build

Edited: April 4th, 2012

occupy sydney – an impressive show of people power

01.04.12 occupy sydney   an impressive show of people power

or not…..

let it be known – i support the occupy movement, but how is this for a pathetic joke?

what you are looking at here is a photo of the occupy sydney h.q. in martin place.

the last time i came by here about three months ago, things looked a little bit more lively – it looked more like a cute little tent city of 30 inhabitants – mostly hobos and homeless who thought they could earn a little more gold coin off the passers-by who they were apparently protesting against.

hell, even the greens,socialists and the unions have given up on this. as i said, i am all for the occupy movement, but this is just absolute bottom-shelf material. pack up and go home, for the sake of the protest. please.

Edited: April 1st, 2012

who ever said that kurnell was an ugly place?

31.03.12 who ever said that kurnell was an ugly place?

well, i certainly have said a few nasty words about kurnell, or more specifically, the continental carbon plant at kurnell.

well, continental carbon has wound down operations there a few months back, there certainly are a few good things about the place. i think this pic is a testament to that (although you can’t hear the aircraft noise in this picture).

it’s a place well worth the drive, just to check out a pocket of sydney that a lot of people don’t know about.

Edited: March 31st, 2012

dasher is dead – rip dasher the dog

30.03.12 dasher is dead   rip dasher the dog

maybe you have come across dasher the dog on a walk along crown street in surry hills. you would find him lazing by  out the front of his house, just waiting for a passer-by to give him a kindly pat. perhaps you came across dasher by reading this blog post, but the little fella is now dead.

he was taken for a walk, but decided to turn back and head home early. while crossing south dowling st on his way home, he was hit by a car and killed instantly.

dasher was a community dog with a colourful story. you can see in the photo the tributes people have chalked onto the footpath. all of those flowers you see have been placed by dashers human friends. the front of his house is now a shrine covered with flowers, cards and notes to this dog.

his chalked outline has now been permanently painted onto the footpath and i suspect will become a lasting symbol of surry hills/inner-east legend.

this one dog has touched so many people that i very much doubt in my own death, will i ever get heartfelt tributes to the magnitude that this one little creature got. he even got a story written about hime in the daily telegraph.

he is the lady diana of the animal world.

at least it was instant – makes me wonder – was it doggy suicide?

rip dasher 1 sep 1997 -> 28 mar 2012.

Edited: March 30th, 2012

hipsters will be prosecuted

29.03.12 hipsters will be prosecuted

i saw this on the now deceased hopetoun hotel in surry hills a few months back, but i never bothered to take a pic of  a new and surry hills-relevant twist of the old “free bill posters”  haha.

rip the hoey. the sando in newtown is not quite the same and the annandale is on it’s last legs. where then i ask, can a band of nobodies take the stage and show their stuff in sydney?

pubs these days are all satinless steel and glass. more interested in flogging fake mexican food, pulling big bucks on the pokies, or just charging ridiculous amounts of money for drinks.

i want a pub, an old school pub – one without the wankers. i also want a pub in which up and coming musos can do their stuff.

i want something more than just manufactured pop. should i move to melbourne then?

if you don’t know what a hipster is, then check out this clip:

 

Edited: March 29th, 2012

ikea tempe – hell on earth

16.03.12. ikea tempe   hell on earth

carpark of tempe ikea on a friday morning. i should head back to grab a shot on saturday- a different world all together i bet.

even though the enormous complex was a ghost-town, it was truely an aweful shopping experience – for me. not quite hell on earth like this, but certainly hell on earth in a different way.

sorry, i just don’t like ikea. sure, we all buy something from there, but unless you are very selective in what you buy, i believe that ikea provides a false economy.

just not my cup of tea really something that is designed for landfill.

 

Edited: March 28th, 2012

pallets for sale -> i would rather build my own than buy from this guy…

27.03.12 pallets for sale  > i would rather build my own than buy from this guy...

i found this little gem in a laneway in alexandria and just had to share it.

i was in a little fix because i wanted to pixelate out the last 3 digits of his phone number, as i don’t want him to get any business (the words in the bottom right-hand corner of his ad pretty much sum him up at a guess, as i’ve never met him).

i am not a fan of censorship. i believe that most of us can and should take responsibility of our choices and actions. i also figured that most of the photoaday audience are not in the market for pallets and are  almost certainly against this kind of bogan attitude, i thought i best leave the pic in piece to share its true glory.

feel free to give the guy a call and order some pallets – thousands of them. or give the guy a call and share with him your thoughts on how he should get in line with 21st century australian societal values.

as i am pretty certain that he is running a cash business, you can always phone the friendly staff at the australian tax office too.

not my call, i am just a junk-photographer.

Edited: March 27th, 2012

whacky tree in vaucluse

26.03.121 whacky tree in vaucluse

i stumbled across this amazing tree in this beautiful park in vaucluse. it’s amazing how these trees are sculpted by contant salty wind.

Edited: March 26th, 2012

rubiks cube atop the dunny bowl in maroubra

12.02.12 rubiks cube atop the dunny bowl in maroubra

Edited: February 12th, 2012

the tilt-shifting desert sand dunes of nambia – aerial shot – amazing!

23.01.12 the tilt shifting desert sand dunes of nambia   aerial shot   amazing!

this is another from the stable of amazing shots from photo a day.

if you haven’t already learned this one, anytime that you see the word amazing in the title of the post, it means that the photo is complete bullshit.

this pic was taken at the beach.

what i do love about it though, is that when you take the time to look at the tiny little things in nature, you see the same patterns as you would on a grand or aerial scale, so in that sense, this really could be quite similar to what you would see if you took a helicopter flight over the sand dunes of namibia in africa.

oh how dearly i would love to do that. i hope i didn’t dissapoint anyone too much.

in light of my misleading you, i would like to present to you two, yes two tunes that are genuinely fom namibia. enjoy:

this next one is like if you crossed karaoke, the wiggles and namibians. (sorry, but that’s my honest call):

if anyone finds someting better, could you please comment and post the link? i will publish it.

Edited: January 23rd, 2012

the yellow pages book on my doorstep – what’s the point?

22.01.12 the yellow pages book on my doorstep   whats the point?

i came home this evening and found this sitting on my doorstep – the 2012 sydney yellow pages.

what am i supposed to do with that?

it’s too large for a paperweight, i’m a bit too old to be using it to stagger milk-crate furniture contraptions and i am certainly never going to use it.

the way that i see it is this: receiving delivery of ONE yellow pages book equals my junk mail pamphlet quota for 5-10 years running.

i never asked to recieve this. can i visit yellowpages.com.au to opt-out of delivery of this rubbish to my house?

i don’t want the resources wasted on me. i can and do waste well over my quota of resources all by myself, i don’t need un-asked help to bump that up.

you know what i did after i took this photo? i picked up the book and threw it in the recycling bin. what a waste of  our precious resources. shame on you yellow pages. can you now kindly fuck off and stop dumping your shit on my door.

a-k used to be bigger than the book in this photo, and then there was l-z – equally as large. now a-z is smaller than both put together. soon enough, the yellow pages will be indistinguishable from a local pizza-shop flyer.

face it. you have no relavence anymore, now leave me alone.

 

Edited: January 22nd, 2012

the darlo bar – dalmation street art

21.01.12 the darlo bar   dalmation street art

what to say? more darlo street art, this time on the skinny wall of the darlo bar in darlinghurst.

drop in sometime, it’s a great little local watering hole.

 

Edited: January 21st, 2012

nice view they have up on the rooftop at the king cross hotel

20.01.12 nice view they have up on the rooftop at the king cross hotel

my first time up here and i like the view in the evening. not quite the view or vibe that the old international bar had, but hey, things move on. i bet some backpackers and expats have some great (and some not so great) memories of this view.

it is amazing that original red and white sign to the right of the picture is actiually heritage listed – especially since it was only built in 1974.

you can read more abouut the kings cross coke sign here.

Edited: January 20th, 2012

a strange morning at manly beach

19.01.12 a strange morning at manly beach

ok, first up, my apologies for putting up such a crappy shot.

i was busy and had no time to set it up or think about it. it happens when you are doing a daily photo blog and work at the same time.

there were some fun little waves on the go at about 8.30 am, but come 10am, it all seemed to drop off pretty rapidly.

what a bizarre day. with those angry looking black clouds, i thought it would piss down with rain. not a drop.

anyway, i hope i find something more interesting to shoot for you guys tomoz.

if you want to see some nice daily manly beach photos, check out sprout daily. they have it going on.

humidity, haze and temperatre made me feel as if i was in hong kong or something.

Edited: January 19th, 2012

tradesmen, eh?!

18.01.12 tradesmen, eh?!

ahh, australian tradesmen. it seems a national pass-time to love to hate them.

when they are not in the surf paddling in the waves, you may fing them laying on their backs in precarious situations.

got to love it.

i feel like i am in india or something.

Edited: January 18th, 2012

a pic of a child after visiting mcdonalds for the first time

what was mcdonalds thinking at the time?
perhaps it is just me putting a spin on what i see – surely someone out there in the world thinks this is a picture of joy and happiness.
17.01.12 a pic of a child after visiting mcdonalds for the first time
i see a kid in terror after seeing ronald mcdonald for the first time. i see a kid peaking on a sugar and preservative high, going nuts wanting to smash the place up. i also see a kid coming down from the sugar/preservative high and screaming to his parents that he wants another hit (before smashing the place up).

a no win-situation in my opinion. perhaps i am being too negative again? perhaps not.

keep your kids away from this crap if you know what is good for you.

it looks like something out of the shining.

Edited: January 17th, 2012

great southern land – cronulla

15.01.12 great southern land   cronulla

after the storms. what was australia like in the 1980′s? what was it like when life was simpler and hairdos were particularly bad?

it was like icehouse. perhaps it is good we have moved on…

perhaps not.

Edited: January 15th, 2012

friday 13th – visiting a clinical waste disposal facility

13.01.121 friday 13th   visiting a clinical waste disposal facility

yeah yeah, sure. it looks like any other blue sky or industrial photo that you may have seen here on a photo a day, however…..

unlke in the other shots, i have actually spent a whole day inside of this building – a medical waste disposal centre.

the lobby area is staffed by some pretty fine looking receptionists (really), actually on a higher ratio than in almost any other place i have been (and believe me, i have been around). the walls are the same bright pink that you see outside and the air is filled with the pungeant odour of that aerosol spray that people keep in their bathrooms to cover up the smell of an exceptionally toxic shit. (most of us know that the end result is a toilet that smells of an awefuly rancid smelling turd mixed with a really artificial smell that is worse than the original turd smell that started the whole mess – light a match, people).

lovely.

once you pass that point into the ‘authorised staff’ area, you enter a different world.

induction tells you that yellow bins contain ‘sharps’, black is ‘sensitive documents’, purple is filled with the stuff covered by a word that i have never heard of before, there are a few other colour codes, but i will always remember that the burgandy bins are filled with ‘anatomy’.

awesome. bring it on.

have you ever wondered where the amputated limbs of a motorcyclist after a crash a crash go?  what happens to the homeless puppies and kittens from the rspca/aspca after they are ‘destroyed’, foetuses from abortions, cancerous tumours that have been cut out, uncle tom’s kidney, that syringe they put in the bin after you have had a blood test, medications that have passed used-by date, the fat from hollywood lyposuction, unidentified people when found dead and all the bits and pieces of people that they scrape off the road after a horrific car accident?

well, that all comes here.

so here is the deal. we are at a medical waste disposal facility. a huge warehouse filled with different coloured bins full of crazy stuff that you really do not want to get too close to. there are massive compactors squishing all of this shit together – the juices from which are collected below, sometimes spilling onto the concrete floors below are the true definition of cesspool. four enormormous incinerators (the chimneys of three of those are pictured above) burning all of this, spread the ash all about sydney, for us all to breath in and wipe off our crockery.

in the lesser touched parts of the warehouse – like up in the roof, in the rafters and on the ledges of unopened windows, the dust sits an inch high. if it could sit higher, it would, except that physics make it fall to the floor where it is prompty cleaned up a few times a day. it really is a clean operation. clockwork.

inside of the warehouse - probably about 5 acres – is a suprising small, but very efficient staff. everyone knows their job, does it well and they all seem quite happy and chirpy.

trucks roll in and unload their cargo to a bay, from which it is sorted. arrange in bins by colour in a holding bay. loaded with clean bins (hand dried), they roll out again.

i had to hold my breath walking through the bin holding bays – the smell of meat/juice putrification was so intense. the generally friendly staff were working and chatting away and a few were up for a bit of a little talk. i was actually holding my breath walking through this zone of the warehouse and spoke to a few once we were out in the open air.

general concensus was that most new employees stop noticing the smell after about a month. your body and senses just adapt so that it something that you just don’t notice at all.

in a workplace like this if an employee is not paying attention, things really could go wrong. it’s a place that a lot of people i know find to be absolutely disgusting, but it is a hidden part of our life.

essential services without which, things would stop functioning without us even knowing it.

i think that many of us live in a bubble. there is an army of folk who do the ‘dirty work’ for us. some of then like the work, others are resigned to it and others do it as a means to the next step or an end. they all deserve our gratitude and respect.

i am grateful to have had access to this place – it just reminds me of how lucky i am.

13.01.12a friday 13th   visiting a clinical waste disposal facility

this is a cowboy photo of a HUGE bin full of medical sharps

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited: January 13th, 2012

warrens house

10.01.12 warrens house

warren has spent the last, at least, 4 months doing a remarkable renovation to his block of four flats.

i was standing out on his attic-conversion balcony enjoying the expansive views, tama, bronte and the  north maroubra/ lurline bay headlands, but i somehow thought this shot appealed to me more.

it would be a much nicer shot if it was carrying more than my mobile phone.

my greatest apologies to all – the sun has brought out the sentimental old soul in me, so i have been playing a lot of vintage (?) oz rock. here is another – from a time when peter garrett was still in midnight oil and had a credible message. a shame he has become a rock star politician for the federal alp and got so badly shafted by them.

so sad really.

midnight oil – blue sky mine:

 

Edited: January 10th, 2012