a pic of a child after visiting mcdonalds for the first time

what was mcdonalds thinking at the time?
perhaps it is just me putting a spin on what i see – surely someone out there in the world thinks this is a picture of joy and happiness.
17.01.12 a pic of a child after visiting mcdonalds for the first time
i see a kid in terror after seeing ronald mcdonald for the first time. i see a kid peaking on a sugar and preservative high, going nuts wanting to smash the place up. i also see a kid coming down from the sugar/preservative high and screaming to his parents that he wants another hit (before smashing the place up).

a no win-situation in my opinion. perhaps i am being too negative again? perhaps not.

keep your kids away from this crap if you know what is good for you.

it looks like something out of the shining.

Edited: January 17th, 2012

why pay $10 for a chicken? thanks woolworths. thanks heaps.

08.11.11 why pay $10 for a chicken? thanks woolworths. thanks heaps.

this was at my local woolworths supermarket.

oh those supermarket price wars are such a great thing for us consumers aren’t they!?

look! save a whole 12 cents off the price of a chook! do the maths – that’s an incredible 1.2% discount.

coles, i hate you.

woolworths, i hate you just as much. you are bastards.

everytime i walk out of one of these supermarkets, i feel as though i have been financially raped in the ass with a pineapple m- mwhat winds me up even more is that even though they are turning mega-profits, i still have to wait ages to get served – as they are too tight to hire an extra few people at check out. burn supermarkets, burn!

please, let’s open the doors to foreign supermarkets to break the great australian grocery duopoly.

 

Edited: November 8th, 2011

my dinner tonight – not for the vegetarians!

08.10.11 my dinner tonight   not for the vegetarians!

i went to a bbq tonight in celebration of a local football tournament win. the team was a mixed bag of nationalities, but hungarians dominated the team – which is suprising, i have never met so many hungarians in one place here in sydney.

anyway, this was the centrepiece of the bbq – spit roasted sucking pig.

the guys went to a haberfield butcher and ordered a suckling pig. the butcher spit roasted it, chopped it up into pieces and pretty much just dumped all the pieces into an aluminium foil-lined box for them to take home.

it doesn’t look pretty, but god it was good.

Edited: October 8th, 2011

pastizzis at the maltese cafe on crown

16.08.11 pastizzis at the maltese cafe on crown

i really don’t know why i bother with this place anymore.

i hate to say it, as the owners seem really quite friendly. the maltese cafe on crown street, surry hills used to be awesome – up until it was sold by the original owners a million years ago. the first new owners were really quite dirty and made sloppy pastizzis, i think it has changed hands a few times since then.

i’m pretty sure the current owners just buy the pastizzis in frozen. so then, why would i bother coming here, when i can just buy frozen pastizzis from my greengrocer? i suppose i am just lazy.

if you want the real deal, the original owners have opened the pastizzi cafe newtown, though i haven’t been there in a year or so.

Edited: August 16th, 2011

turkish food at auburn

13.06.11 turkish food at auburn

we were meant to be on a 6am flight to melbourne this morning, but owing to that pesky little volcano in chile, qantas grounded their flights into and out of melbourne.

so with a day to kill, we drove out to auburn to explore the area a little bit.

while there, we feasted on a great turkish lunch, picked up a few bargains at the local salvos store and did a bit of fruit, veg, meat shopping (i was particularly pleased to pick up a kilo of goat meat for my next curry).

though not quite melbourne, it was a brilliant day out in a place that is outside of my bubble. highly reccommended for all.

Edited: June 13th, 2011

fatima lebanese, cleveland street

26.05.11 fatima lebanese, cleveland street

this is awesome. after taking the pic, i had a chat with the friendly guy who works there, it’s a family business, he is probably a grandson. he told me that the sign is 45 years old and he obviously loves it like i do (well probably more actually).

change is a good thing, but sometimes some things are better left unchanged.

although having said that, i really don’t want to be a bitch, but the interior needs a bit of a change. not an update, not anything fancy, but just some tlc.

love the sign though, don’t change it.

Edited: May 26th, 2011

olympia milk bar stanmore

09.05.11 olympia milk bar stanmore

whaooh!!

what to make of this place…?

imagine a milk bar from the 1950′s stopped in time. they have run out of anything to sell and there are just two flouorescent lights on the glow. it’s post-apocalyptic stuff.

aside from the noise of the passing traffic outside, the place is silent.

no music, no nothing.

behind the counter is a greek guy in his late 70′s. he doesn’t want to chat. nothing.

the shelves are with dusty empty boxes that once housed confectionary.

his shop sells nothing, as far as i can tell, apart from a flavoured milkshake for $2.70.

you have to drink it there because he only sells it in those 1950′s aluminium milkshake holders.

this place is a trip.

drop in for a milkshake.

Edited: May 19th, 2011

roast duck wonton noodle soup

15.04.11 roast duck wonton noodle soup

oh yeah – roasted duck in chicken broth with egg noodles and pork/prawn wontons.

a ton of chilli on the side, bring it on!

from the foodcourt in sussex centre.

Edited: May 15th, 2011

fat family

15.05.11 fat family

ok, things are clearly wrong here.

can’t the mum and dad see that they themselves are really obese – then can’t they think ‘hey something is wrong here, we need to change something so that our kid does not get so fat as well’?. hello type 2 diabetes.

just look at the size of that kid. he is massive. i bet as well that either he is a bully or is bullied at school. one or the other, no in-betweens – just because of how he looks.

maybe these guys just need to walk it out…….

i feel for him. he know no other way.

come on now, take some responsibility. i eat junk food and i smoke. i also have a kid who never sees me doing either of those things.

perhaps because of their upbringing, these people don’t actaully know any better.

it sure doesn’t help that you can pick up a loaf of bleached, sugary white bread for under $2, when a loaf of real, heavy, quality bread full of good stuff costs $7.

it’s so messed up.

 

maybe these guys need to make like richard simmons – and walk it out

Edited: May 14th, 2011

harry’s singapore chilli crab

06.05.11 harrys singapore chilli crab

this place is an institution – especially for boozey business/corporate lunches (remember those?).

food – great and authentic mud crab and roti. good singapore style. delicious. have not tried anything else here.

service -apalling. arrogant, rude, slow and too much up-sell.

decor – in desperate need for an update.

price – a little bit over the top

verdict – try it once and make your own call. seems to be a little bit all over the shop, so things may be fantastic one night and shitful the next.

Edited: May 6th, 2011

gitidindaya

15.01.11 gitidindaya

oooh yeah! just what the doctor ordered.

Edited: January 15th, 2011

cheap eats in sydney

10.10.10 cheap eats in sydney

ah yes, back to one of my favourite sydney foodhalls for the prawn and scallap wonton egg-noodle soup with a side of spring rolls and a shit-load of chilli.

i alway have a hard time of choosing between conbination/chicken laksa, the abovementioned soup, or the roast duck egg noodle soup.

Edited: November 10th, 2010

a tongan supermarket and the tongan diet

11.08.10 a tongan supermarket and the tongan diet

welcome to the largest supermarket in tonga. this is one of all its about 10 aisles. i kid you not, but EVERY CAN YOU SEE IN THIS SHOT IS CORNED ‘MEAT’!

well shit, no surprise so many of them are so ‘large’.

with a perfect climate and perfect soil to grow things in and abundance of life in the sea, i wonder what compels these people to eat this salty, fatty crap in a can. it doesn’t even taste good.

it has been proven genetically that the metabolisms of the tongan people really can not cope with too much fat, refined sugar or salt in their diets, yet this is precisely what they eat. they have skyrocketing rates of ‘grotesquely obese’ people and diabetes is on the rise.

any fresh veg is imported because they can’t be arsed growing it themselves. a bunch of celery costs AUD$12, because it’d airfreighted in from NZ.

the majority of ‘fresh’ meat they eat (ie: not in a can) comes in frozen from NZ – it’s called ‘lamb flaps’. i thought it came from a particularly sensitive part of the sheep, so i needed to ask around for more info. it’s basically the lamb belly, it’s also where the most fat accumulates. this stuff is near unsaleable in nz (or anywhere else really), so it’s frozen and sent of to tonga where it’s rapidly devoured. to be fair, i need to say that we DID stumble across about a dozen pigs troughing through some rubbish, so someone does cut animals on the island, and we DID eat some pretty awesome suckling pig on a spit, so someone, somewhere is doing the right thing.

EDIT: April 2011 – I just found this article in the Sydney Morning Herald on just this issue, check it out:
Junk meat diet takes a deadly toll in Tonga

Edited: August 11th, 2010

king prawn, scallop, wonton egg noodle soup

20.05.10 king prawn, scallop, wonton egg noodle soup

love my king prawn, scallop, wonton egg noodle soup from the sussex centre, chinatown.

a dear and fond cousin of the good old legend, the malaysian curry laksa.

if you are in sydney and fancy an asian cheap eat that will cost you under 10 bucks, check this place out. i’d put it on the sydney tourist information site for sure. here’s the map:

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Edited: May 20th, 2010

how to cook a tasty chicken soup/stock. it’s hearty, filling and cheap. EAT WELL! it’s not as hard as you may think…

10.05.10 how to cook a tasty chicken soup/stock. its hearty, filling and cheap. EAT WELL! its not as hard as you may think...

there are so many ways to make a chicken stock or soup, some methods require you to roast the bones or carcass before making stock (my preferred method).

but let’s get started with the basics….

anyway, i’m a bit sick at the moment and want a good chicken stock to make me feel better and to whack some leftovers in the freezer for later, but i want the meat to make chicken and mushroom pies, so here’s an easy method.

get a whole chook and remove the fat by hand.
i opt for free range chickens for ethical reasons and also because free range chooks tend to have a lot less fat on them and a lot more muscle, because they actually get to move around. it helps even out the extra costs, as when you pay for the animal by weight, you are also paying for the fat that a cage bird carries – work it out…

put de-fatted bird in a good sized stock pot, fill with water to cover chook with 1 to 2 inches of water (see the ring in the pot in py photo? that was my original water level before i put pot on the stove).

lob in some whole peppercorns, carrots, leeks or onions (don’t bother peeling them) and a few sticks of celery.

cover pot, bring to the boil, remove lid, bring heat down to a minimum.
let it do its thing for a few hours, remove chook and let it cool.

if you want a more intense stock flavour, reduce your stock for a bit longer.
when the chook cools, you can pick the flesh off the bones and keep aside for soup, pies, lunch sandwiches or whatever. try not to overcook the chook – especially if you want to re-cook it later.

take your stock off heat, while still hot, strain it (you get lots of veg leftovers, peppercorns and whatever else you threw in out of the way).

allow clear stock to cool to room temperature, transfer into smaller containers and refrigerate.

once cold, all the fat should rise to the top and solidify (if it’s free range/and or you have removed fat from bird before boiling, there won’t be much).

use a spoon to scoop this fat up and throw it out.

presto!
you have a fuck-off chicken stock to use for whatever. you can throw in the veg, meat and stock that got you to this step, along with some pasta for carbs to make an awesome meal.

if you’ve never done it before, it might sound hard, but really, it’s so easy, most of the cooking can be done while you are at your job or asleep.

ps: it also warms your house and is very healthy food – even if you have a tight budget. glogab financial crisis food! get back to basics.

Edited: May 10th, 2010

happy cuttlefish, just waiting to be bbq’d by a greek

08.05.101 happy cuttlefish, just waiting to be bbq’d by a greek

though their country is in economic turmoil, and they really haven’t done much since inventing democracy, i’ve got to say that one thing that i know the Greeks can still do well, is cook exceptional seafood.

these little cuttlefish are just waiting for a good greek grill or bbq.

bring it on!

Edited: May 8th, 2010

the land downunder, sunny sydney, woolloomooloo and pies from harry’s cafe de wheels

07.05.10 the land downunder, sunny sydney, woolloomooloo and pies from harrys cafe de wheels

another cloudless, crisp sydney autumn day. people enjoying lunchtime pies from harry’s cafe de wheels down at woolloomooloo.

though they do great pies, i’d have to say they’re not the best i’ve sampled. but they are an institution and should be supported.

it just makes me think of the easy ’80′s, when things were uncomplicated and we lived a simple yet full life. Here is a clip that takes that in, complete with kurnell sand dunes, wanda beach, the ‘blessed’  sutherland shire and men at work singing about coming from the land down under (before they got slammed with a ridiculous IP suit for ‘kookaburra sits in the old gum tree’.

enjoy the clip while i’m allowed to show it, think back to the early 80′s and, pie in hand, throw some cheap snags on the bbq to celebrate:

Edited: May 7th, 2010

oh, this meal looks like it tasted of shit, but it really was awesome

29.04.10 oh, this meal looks like it tasted of shit, but it really was awesome

ok it is a fact that some foods do not photograph well.

when it came out on our table, i took a shot of this dish before anyone got stuck into it. it looked better in real life than what my 5 year old snappy point and shoot digital camera could muster.

got to get my dslr back….

anyway, the meal was at a czech restaurant in kings cross, (the “golden mile” of late, since fuckwit lebanese gangsters started being glorified in the ‘Underbelly’ TV series over here).

mmmmm, roast pork knuckle, vienna schnitzel, roast duck with caraway seeds, potato dumplings, bread dumplings, smoked pork neck, sausages, sauerkraut (white AND red/purple), a few different mustards, all washed down with dreher hungarian beer.

great meal, plenty left over for the doggy bag.

Edited: April 29th, 2010

2 dogs infront of a butcher’s window

26.05.10 2 dogs infront of a butchers window

hey, shouldn’t these little fellas be looking a little bit more excited?

maybe it’s because they are not ‘real dogs’?

so many questions.. and another one…

what is it with some women and some (predominantly gay) men who insist on CARRYING their dogs around? for fucks sake! these animals have more legs than you do and can probably run faster than you as well, what’s with it?

i think perhaps these people should really consider the idea of having a baby, as there is obviously something mixed-up going on there.

i love animals and i love dogs, but A DOG IS A DOG. i have eaten dog before and think nothing of it. a dog is not a partner, lover or a child. put your feet back on earth people.

Edited: April 26th, 2010

fresh fruit at the convenience store

15.03.10 fresh fruit at the convenience store

mmm, fresh is best. yeah, i’ll have the apple at the bottom right please…. what? 3 bucks!?

Edited: March 15th, 2010

dumplings at the burlo

11.03.10 dumplings at the burlo

sensational. these guys make their own dumplings and fat noodles fresh daily – and you can really taste the difference – so can the dozens of people out front waiting for a table. a word of advice though, when the woman out front tries to spruik you in like she’s working a strip joint in the cross, her definition of 5 minutes equals about 15-20 of our understanding of minutes.

you can find them at the burlington centre in chinatown.

Edited: March 11th, 2010

the golden fang in chippendale

06.09.09 the golden fang in chippendale

golden fang. who comes up with these names? if anyone know the significance of this name, please let us know. the place seems to be fairly busy all the time – mostly with asian international uni students – which is generally a good sign of being good food at good prices. anyone been there who cares to review it?

Edited: September 6th, 2009

Combination Laksa

29.8.09 Combination Laksa

mmmm, malaysian curry laksa.

I was on facebook this morning and my friend in brisbane, Ron, shouted out that he was loving his laksa. a few people stuck over in the UK lamented on how they just can’t find a good laksa in london.

it got me in the mood for a laksa, so i sauntered on down to the sussex centre foodhall in chinatown this afternoon to get my fix. (combination means they throw in pork, beef, chicken, scallops, squid, fish and tofu).

if there are any laksa aficionados out there in london, can you help guide these poor souls in the right direction by posting a short review here in the comments?

many thanks, on their behalf.

Edited: August 29th, 2009

the naughty chef

06.8.09 the naughty chef

this is a total non-shot, but i have seen this place down near central station often and have thought the same thing each time.

naughty chef….

what does that mean?

does he piss in my pho?

i have never eaten here before, so i can’t judge the quality of food – it could be mind-blowingly good, but is it just me who thinks that is not a great business name?

as an ex-chef myself, and having seen the antics of a few in the profession, i would much prefer a nice chef to a naughty one anytime, next question is… how many ‘nice’ chefs are out there?

Edited: August 6th, 2009

spaghetti carbonara in the new house

1.8.09 spaghetti carbonara in the new house

hey it might not look smashing, but it tasted great!

was moving house all day, so didn’t have a chance to scratch my ass, let alone get any pics. So this is the only shot i managed to get today.

Edited: August 1st, 2009

asian supermarket

6.7.095.7.09 asian supermarket

I absolutely love coming here and stocking up my freezer and pantry.

It’s the place I head to when I’m running low on pickled yak testicles.

Edited: July 5th, 2009